Caroline Quentin credited as playing...
Maddy Magellan
- Jonathan Creek: So, how are things in the old investigative journalism department these days?
- Maddy Magellan: Yeah, still earning a crust here and there.
- Jonathan Creek: And Trevor... ?
- Maddy Magellan: Trevor and I were getting on each other's nerves in the end, so I did the mature thing and set fire to his underpants.
- Maddy Magellan: You know Jack Holiday shot himself last week?
- Jonathan Creek: Yeah, the only thing he ever did that made me laugh.
- Maddy Magellan: Oh, great! The poor man's dead!
- Jonathan Creek: That won't stop him from overacting.
- Maddy Magellan: What kind of spineless cretin are you?
- Jonathan Creek: No special kind... just your average cretin with a train to catch.