David Spade credited as playing...
Dennis Finch
- Jack Gallo: I can't give you any more points, but I can give you this. Tonight, when I get home, I will open my secret employee ledger and next to your name, I'm putting... five gold stars.
- Dennis Finch: Why you cheap bastard. You give me ten gold stars.
- Jack Gallo: Seven.
- Dennis Finch: Nine.
- Jack Gallo: Eight.
- Dennis Finch: Done!
- Nina Van Horn: Let me explain to you the inner workings of Kevin: Kevin is like a big, fleshy clock, full of wheels and cogs and-and springs. But when one of those springs pops... Bam! Sproing! Madness!
- Dennis Finch: Let me explain to you the inner workings of Nina: Psssh! Glug, glug, glug, glug...
- Dennis Finch: What do you think of me in a helicopter?
- Elliot DiMauro: I think you'd throw up.
- Dennis Finch: Not if I stay on the ground. After all, there are no women in the air.
- Dennis Finch: You know what? I bought a ladies' belt.
- Nina Van Horn: At least it matches your blouse.