George Segal credited as playing...
Jack Gallo
- Jack Gallo: I've been giving this a lot of thought, and I've decided that the all G-string issue is the wrong direction for this magazine.
- Maya Gallo: Dad, I for one am standing by your decision.
- Jack Gallo: Which is why we're doing a special feature on nipple glitter instead.
- Dennis Finch: Woo-hoo!
- [singing]
- Dennis Finch: They're bright and sparkly, I touch them in the darkly. Everybody!
- [pause]
- Dennis Finch: Classic Finch. It's good stuff.
- Maya Gallo: Elliot, what was that you told me about the way you walk?
- Elliot DiMauro: I took it from Al Pacino. Watch this.
- [walks back and forth]
- Jack Gallo: More like Al Paqueeno.