David Spade credited as playing...
Dennis Finch
- Dennis Finch: Having sex with her would be like having sex with myself. I already have a guy to do that, and I don't even have to buy him dinner first. He-hey, woo!
- [offers a high-five]
- Elliot DiMauro: See? That right there, and this - He-hey, woo! - most women see that and - how can I put it? - run away, fast.
- Dennis Finch: But not fast enough. He-hey! Woo!
- Dennis Finch: Dude, what were you thinking?
- Betsy Frayne: What do you mean? A threesome is the ultimate.
- Dennis Finch: Yeah, when it's two girls and a guy. Your way is just weird.