Michael McKean credited as playing...
The Sportsman • Sgt. O'Shaughnessey
- Sgt. O'Shaughnessey: Music Master, put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius!
- The Music Master: Sorry, Sergeant, I don't take requests.
- The Sportsman: [Cat Man jumps up on top of his truck, then he sees J'onn flying behind the truck] What's this? New player? No matter, watch the birdie!
- [hits a shuttlecock toward him, which explodes after going past him; the shock wave results in Cat Man getting blown forward and he clings to the truck's hood]
- The Sportsman: Game, set, and match.
- The Music Master: We face a new threat. They wore different costumes, but they had the same amazing powers as our sworn enemies, the Streak and Green Guardsman.
- The Sportsman: Fiddlesticks! The Justice Guild foiled your crime, and rather than admit you dropped the ball, you blame these phantom heroes.
- Dr. Blizzard: [popping his basketball with a blast of ice] Cool it, Sportsman!
- The Sportsman: You want a piece of me, Dr. Blizzard?
- Sir Swami: [turning Sportsman's boomerang into a flower bouquet] Enough squabbling. I propose a contest. No, a wager.
- The Sportsman: A bet? I'm game.
- Sir Swami: Each of us will see who can pull off the most spectacular crime. The winner will earn the honor of devising a plan to destroy the Justice Guild... in addition to making these new heroes disappear...
- [conjuring a doll of Green Guardsman and vanishing it]
- Sir Swami: ...forever.