Chris Cox credited as playing...
Shining Knight • Sir Justin • Cop
- [the heroes are part of a parade]
- Shining Knight: I'd slay the ogre Blunderbore all over again rather than put myself on display in this manner, even though that ogre turned out to be...
- Vigilante, Green Arrow, Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E.: Morgan LeFay.
- S.T.R.I.P.E.: We've all heard it.
- Shining Knight: ...'tis a good story.
- [the superpowered General Eiling has just defeated all the other League members he was fighting]
- General Wade Eiling: [yelling to the heavens] Superman, you coward! All your men are down, and you won't even show your face!
- Shining Knight: [stepping out of the settling dust] He cannot hear even your bellowing, monster. As we speak, Superman rescues an entire star system a universe away. Do your worst. I'll not let you harm another.
- General Wade Eiling: I do what I do in service to my country.
- Shining Knight: Once at the word of my lord, King Arthur, I was ordered to lay waste to an entire village. I knew my king's heart could not be so unjust. So I spared them all.
- General Wade Eiling: Then you're a lousy soldier.
- [the General punches Shining Knight]
- Shining Knight: There it is, the creeping moral decay of the past thousand years.
- [Shining Knight swings at the General and misses]
- Shining Knight: Arthur thanked me, oaf. Had I been wrong, I would have handed over my sword and left the court in shame.
- [Shining Knight rushes the General, the General throws him down]
- General Wade Eiling: Save yourself a hospital stay and stand down. That magic armor won't help you.
- Shining Knight: Have at thee!
- [Shining Knight rushes the General, who smashes him into the ground]
- General Wade Eiling: You're a relic. In this world, power is the only thing that matters. You and those other no-name heroes, you're just people, in the great scheme of things, nothing you do has the least bit of significance.
- [General punches Shining Knight across the street]
- General Wade Eiling: I'll waste you and billion like you before I let any power rival America's. It's my duty.
- Shining Knight: You don't know what the word means.
- General Wade Eiling: You can't win.
- Shining Knight: I'll die as befits a knight. Defending the weak.
- [Shining Knight tries to stand up but can't]
- General Wade Eiling: Why don't you give up?
- Shining Knight: Why don't you?
- Shining Knight: Hold.
- [to elderly woman]
- Shining Knight: I have yet to thank you.
- Elderly Woman: No need to thank me, son. You just get better. World still needs protectin', you know.
- Vigilante: Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky!
- Shining Knight: I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to... What was it? "Play by the rules".
- Vigilante: Pardner, your medieval upbringing has done left you unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.
- Shining Knight: No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "Dirty"-he besmirches his order.
- Vigilante: Sir Justin, if you want to be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.
- [during the parade in Metropolis]
- Vigilante: And how about the Shining Knight here? Sir Justin, a genuine knight in armor from the days of King Arthur!
- Shining Knight: Friend, I am no mare at auction.
- Vigilante: [slaps Justin's horse] Hee-yah!
- [Winged Victory spreads his wings and flies into the air. The crowd ooh's and aah's]
- Vigilante: How 'bout a big hand for Winged Victory, Sir Justin's horse? And get a look at his magic sword, a gift from Merlin the Magician hisself!
- [Justin sighs and draws his sword, holding it aloft. More ooh'ing and aah'ing, and applause]