Maria Canals-Barrera credited as playing...
Shayera Hol • Watchtower Computer
- Wonder Woman: What about us? Are we good?
- Shayera Hol: Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.
- Wonder Woman: Works for me.
- Shayera Hol: [spreading her wings for all to see] That's right. I'm an angel. You can mess with me if you want to, but I don't think you want to mess with the boss.
- [she points up towards heaven; the demons fly away in terror]
- Shayera Hol: [to Wonder Woman] If we're lucky, they'll all be that dumb.
- Wonder Woman: [after wrapping Abnegazar with her golden lasso] Tell me your name.
- Abnegazar: Abnegazar.
- Wonder Woman: Tell me where to find Faust, Abnegazar.
- Abnegazar: In Hades' library.
- Wonder Woman: Lead us there.
- Abnegazar: Okay.
- [they fly off]
- Shayera Hol: How'd you do that?
- Wonder Woman: Magic lasso. Who knew?
- Shayera Hol: If you don't want to tell me, fine.
- Shayera Hol: Why would anyone bother taking over this dump?
- Felix Faust: To get revenge on Hades for betraying me. I'd planned to torture him for a few millenia, but he tried to make a deal. Told me all about this library. He kept his end of the bargain, but I didn't keep mine. I still don't understand why he was surprised.
- Shayera Hol: We're revoking your library card.
- Felix Faust: You want to fight? Sorry, not in the mood.
- [He waves his hand, and the floor opens up, sucking Diana and Shayera down, and they disappear with a scream]
- Felix Faust: [back to his book] Darn it... lost my place.
- Shayera Hol: Aren't you cold in that outfit?
- Wonder Woman: Not really.
- Shayera Hol: Of course not. The Princess doesn't get cold. The Princess doesn't even sweat in the Fire Pits of Tartarus.
- Wonder Woman: I do too sweat.
- Shayera Hol: Please, you glow.
- The Flash: I always thought the reason you two don't get along is because you're so much alike.
- Wonder Woman, Shayera Hol: Like *her*?
- [he grins]
- Shayera Hol: We've come to put you back on the throne.
- Lord Hades: Or die trying?
- Shayera Hol: Not in the plan.
- Shayera Hol: Where's Faust?
- Abnegazar: Let me think... oh, yeah, he's over there! No, he's other there! No, there!
- Shayera Hol: [raises her mace] One more answer, and it better be the right one.
- Abnegazar: Or what? You'll kill me? Gosh, I might end up suffering eternal torment as punishment for my sins! Oh, wait - I already am!
- [after reaching Hades' library, Diana starts to unwrap the golden lasso]
- Shayera Hol: Wait, there's one more thing I want to ask him. Is there anything else we should know?
- Abnegazar: Yeah. You really, really shouldn't go in there. Now, could you please take this rope off of me? I'm a demon! The truth hurts.
- Queen Hippolyta: Bring my daughter back to me.
- Shayera Hol: Nothing to worry about. She's almost as good at kicking butt as I am.
- Shayera Hol: It's getting kind of hot in here.
- Wonder Woman: Considering where we are?
- Shayera Hol: Point taken, but, still.
- Shayera Hol: Be practical; we're going to need Hades to help take Faust down.
- Wonder Woman: I don't even need *your* help.
- Queen Hippolyta: Diana, you know you're not supposed to set foot on this island. The gods have decreed that...
- Shayera Hol: The gods are decreeing stuff all the time around here.
- [Hippolya glowers]
- Shayera Hol: Ma'am.
- Wonder Woman: I have to go into Tartarus and stop all of this.
- Queen Hippolyta: I won't allow it.
- Wonder Woman: Neither of us has any choice in the matter, Mother.
- Queen Hippolyta: Wait. if you are to attempt such a feat, you must have access to your full power. Because you stole your armor and lasso, you were never told of all the powers they possess.
- [touching the star on Diana's tiara]
- Queen Hippolyta: When the time comes, you'll know everything you need to know.
- Shayera Hol: I can't make this decision for you, Diana, but, however you want to play it, I'll back you up.