Michael Dorn credited as playing...
Kalibak
- The Flash: Come on, Ugly! Move that hairy butt!
- Kalibak: It's... humiliating being rescued by your enemy.
- Mr. Miracle: As humiliating as being Virman Vundabar's pet?
- Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother.
- [Looks over at Big Barda]
- Kalibak: And his cow.
- Big Barda: Arrogant worm. How dare you...
- [Big Barda goes to strike Kalibak]
- The Flash: Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
- Mr. Miracle: He's right. We've got bigger problems.
- Virman Vundabar: [a video monitor turns on revealing Virman Vundabar] Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail!
- [Barda blasts the monitor]
- Virman Vundabar: Ver-r-r-ry interesting... but futile.
- Kalibak: Don't get cocky. Vundabar's not done with us yet!
- [an entire army of guard robots suddenly attack]
- The Flash: Hope you're happy!
- Kalibak: Indeed, I am!
- [He and Barda then battle and smash the guard robots. Mr. Miracle and Flash hang back]
- The Flash: Shouldn't we...?
- Mr. Miracle: And spoil their fun?
- Mr. Miracle: Voila, the way out.
- Kalibak: [taking cover as blasters on the walls begin firing] Now what?
- Mr. Miracle: Now we make miracles.
- [as he uses his flying discs to take the blasters out, two barricades of flames appear]
- The Flash: No, no, no. Allow me.
- [he turns into a cyclone to disable the flames, and a door explodes open]
- Big Barda: Flash!
- The Flash: [unhurt] What?
- Virman Vundabar: Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture and still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.
- Kalibak: You're about as noble as my armpit.
- Virman Vundabar: Very well. You've forced me to my last resort...
- [from behind his back he brings out a-]
- Virman Vundabar: Cake!