Dick Miller credited as playing...
Oberon
- [preparing Scott for his latest escape trick]
- Oberon: This is the craziest stunt you've ever pulled.
- Mr. Miracle: That's why we're rehearsing it.
- Granny Goodness: Are you enjoying Granny's hospitality?
- Oberon: Ah, blow it out your shorts, ya goose-stepping harpy!
- Oberon: You've always been this deluded? Or is it just since senility set in?
- Granny Goodness: Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!
- Mr. Miracle: Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!
- Oberon: It's good to see me, too!
- Big Barda: All the trouble we had to go through because of you.
- Oberon: All legs, and no heart.
- Big Barda: You're just too far away to hear it.
- [kneels and hugs him]
- Oberon: [preparing for one of Scott's escape tricks] Let's hope the train is running late today.
- [a train whistle blows, and he and Barda see a train car being carried in by a helicopter]
- Big Barda: Leave it to Scott Free to find the newest wrinkles.
- Oberon: He's sure given me a few.
- [the helicopter drops the train car, which lands on the platform where Scott is]
- Big Barda: Scott?
- [looking through the wreckage]
- Big Barda: Scott!
- Mr. Miracle: [a few feet away, unharmed] O, ye of little faith.
- Big Barda: [hugging him] Scott, I thought you were dead. You insufferable showboat. I thought you were dead.
- Mr. Miracle: When are you and Oberon gonna learn that... hey, where is Oberon?
- Granny Goodness: Don't worry, dumpling, he's safe and sound in Granny's loving care. Of course, if you ever want to see the old runt alive again, you'll do exactly as Granny says.