Scott Patterson credited as playing...
Agent King Faraday • Franco Bertinelli
- Steven Mandragora: I am doing my best. You can't blame me for being nervous, I have enemies everywhere. Even Justice League enemies. Besides, I'm ravaged by hunger. Feed me and I shall squeal on all manner of former associates. Speaking of squealing, Black Canary, I notice you can't take your eyes off of me. One can hardly blame you. Perhaps after Agent Faraday helps absolve me of my alleged crimes, I could put you in a cage and have you sing for me.
- Green Arrow: Listen, you giant tub of...!
- Agent King Faraday: Green Arrow, may I remind you that you're here strictly in a security capacity?
- Steven Mandragora: Yes, why don't you go and fetch me another four platters of oysters like a good little leprechaun? I'm sure your girlfriend and I will have much to discuss while you're gone. I like my oysters sweet, by the way. Sweet and juicy.
- Black Canary: Let him talk, Arrow. With all the enemies he's made, he never knows if he's eating his last meal.
- [Mandragora laughs heartily]
- Green Arrow: [being restrained by two agents] Five minutes. That's all I need! Just give me five minutes. I'll teach this pompous jerk some manners.
- Agent King Faraday: Listen, Justice League or not, you will sit down and behave!
- Green Arrow: You heard what he said!
- Steven Mandragora: Oh, dear. Did I offend you somehow, little man? My most sincere apologies.
- Black Canary: Faraday's right, Arrow. Relax. Nothing this guy can say is gonna affect me one way or the other.
- Steven Mandragora: Is that right? Well, then perhaps you won't mind explaining how a lovely young lady like you ends up with a nobody like him. Were all the real men in the Justice League already taken?
- Black Canary: [she narrows her eyes; cut to them leaving the house] I hope you're proud of yourself. Now we have to do guard duty from outside.
- Green Arrow: Hope I'm proud of myself? You're the one that punched him.
- Black Canary: Yeah, but... ow! It was like punching a brick wall. There's no fat on that man.
- Green Arrow: [she pulls his hand out of his] Will you let me look?
- [taking it back and giving it a glance]
- Green Arrow: I think you'll live to punch suspects another day, pretty bird.
- Agent King Faraday: Now, why is it that most of your criminal acquaintances seem to be deceased?
- Steven Mandragora: Perhaps my friends are simply prone to misfortune, Agent Faraday.
- Agent King Faraday: My job is to prep you to testify before the grand jury, Mr. Mandragora. You're gonna have to come up with a lot more than some mook who may or may not be around anymore if you want immunity from prosecution.