Mark Hamill credited as playing...
The Trickster • James Jesse
- The Flash: James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
- The Trickster: I'm better off without them. Take 'em if I start feeling down.
- The Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well.
- The Trickster: I'm fine! You want to throw some darts?
- The Flash: No. Listen, James, you're wearing the suit again.
- The Trickster: I am?
- [looks at himself]
- The Trickster: Well, what do you know?
- The Flash: Here's the deal: you tell me where those guys went, and I promise to come visit you in the hospital. We'll play darts! The soft kind.
- The Trickster: Okay. They're going to ambush you at the Flash Museum.
- The Flash: See? That's all we needed.
- Captain Boomerang: Now they tell me I'm reformed.
- Mirror Master: Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
- Captain Boomerang: Now that was a crime.
- Mirror Master: Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
- The Trickster: And you know what else...?
- Captain Boomerang: Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
- Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
- Mirror Master: The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.
- The Trickster: Bilateral symmetry!
- The Trickster: Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
- [giggles]
- The Trickster: Everything EXPLODES!
- [the other rogues just stare]
- Captain Cold: You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
- Mirror Master: Brilliant.
- Captain Boomerang: Good deal.
- The Trickster: Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
- [the others ride off without him]
- The Trickster: Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
- [after questioning the Trickster about the other villains' whereabouts]
- Orion: What about your enemy?
- The Flash: Oh, right.
- [to the Trickster]
- The Flash: Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.
- The Trickster: [raising his mug] Got me again, Flash!
- Waitress: [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
- Captain Boomerang: Arnold Palmer.
- The Trickster: Cherry Cola.
- Mirror Master: Decaf Soy Latte.
- Captain Cold: Milk.
- [the others stare in confusion]
- Captain Cold: [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
- The Trickster: You gotta visualize.
- Captain Cold: Visualize? What the heck does that mean? If I don't "visualize" a mortgage payment soon, the wife'll have me bagging groceries for a living.