Alexis Denisof credited as playing...
Mirror Master • Sam Scudder • Tony
- [a hologram appears]
- The Flash: Mirror Master!
- Mirror Master: You're quick as ever.
- The Flash: Yeah? Well, you're... you're not really all there!
- Mirror Master: Oh, nice try. If you'd had another minute, you might have thought of a decent comeback.
- Mirror Master: Boomer, must you always plead poverty?
- Captain Boomerang: I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!
- [as the Rogues are taken into custody, a crime scene tech sweeps up the pieces of the broken mirror in which Mirror Master is trapped]
- Mirror Master: Are you sure that's all the pieces? I demand a full accounting! Where's my lawyer? I know my rights, you obscene caricature of a civil servant...!
- [his voice cuts off as the tech seals up the plastic bag]
- Captain Boomerang: Now they tell me I'm reformed.
- Mirror Master: Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
- Captain Boomerang: Now that was a crime.
- Mirror Master: Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
- The Trickster: And you know what else...?
- Captain Boomerang: Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
- Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
- Mirror Master: The hardest men in town, and we all have something in common.
- The Trickster: Bilateral symmetry!
- The Trickster: Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
- [giggles]
- The Trickster: Everything EXPLODES!
- [the other rogues just stare]
- Captain Cold: You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
- Mirror Master: Brilliant.
- Captain Boomerang: Good deal.
- The Trickster: Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
- [the others ride off without him]
- The Trickster: Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
- [Flash is trying to outrun Mirror Master. Mirror Master is shooting small mirrors everywhere]
- The Flash: You are so cleaning this place up.
- Mirror Master: Make me! Or rather... Find me!
- [Flash sees dozens of "Mirror Masters" in front of him. Only one is the real Mirror Master]
- The Flash: [charging and swinging at each one] Nope... Nope... Nope...
- [he finally hits the real Mirror Master]
- The Flash: There you are!
- Waitress: [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
- Captain Boomerang: Arnold Palmer.
- The Trickster: Cherry Cola.
- Mirror Master: Decaf Soy Latte.
- Captain Cold: Milk.
- [the others stare in confusion]
- Captain Cold: [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
- [trapped in Mirror Master's "Disco of Death"]
- Mirror Master: I was never fond of you, Flash. But I'm a reasonable man. If you'd just looked the other way once in a while, we could have co-existed in peace. Instead, you never let up. So you've gotta go.
- The Flash: That music is what's gotta go!