Donal Gibson credited as playing...
Captain Boomerang • George Harkness
- [trapped by a giant boomerang]
- The Flash: I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!
- Captain Boomerang: Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.
- Mirror Master: Boomer, must you always plead poverty?
- Captain Boomerang: I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!
- Captain Boomerang: Now they tell me I'm reformed.
- Mirror Master: Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?
- Captain Boomerang: Now that was a crime.
- Mirror Master: Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.
- The Trickster: And you know what else...?
- Captain Boomerang: Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!
- Mirror Master: That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.
- The Trickster: Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...
- [giggles]
- The Trickster: Everything EXPLODES!
- [the other rogues just stare]
- Captain Cold: You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.
- Mirror Master: Brilliant.
- Captain Boomerang: Good deal.
- The Trickster: Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!
- [the others ride off without him]
- The Trickster: Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.
- Waitress: [to Flash villains] What'll it be, boys?
- Captain Boomerang: Arnold Palmer.
- The Trickster: Cherry Cola.
- Mirror Master: Decaf Soy Latte.
- Captain Cold: Milk.
- [the others stare in confusion]
- Captain Cold: [embarrassed] My ulcer's been acting up.
- Captain Boomerang: G'day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. It seems that Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash, and I want you to see it coming.