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S7.E9
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Cologne Ranger

  • Episode aired Jan 12, 2005
  • TV-PG
  • 22m
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Kevin James and Torrey DeVitto in The King of Queens (1998)
Comedy

Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.

  • Director
    • Andrew D. Weyman
  • Writers
    • Michael J. Weithorn
    • David Litt
    • Rock Reuben
  • Stars
    • Kevin James
    • Leah Remini
    • Victor Williams
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    7.8/10
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    • Director
      • Andrew D. Weyman
    • Writers
      • Michael J. Weithorn
      • David Litt
      • Rock Reuben
    • Stars
      • Kevin James
      • Leah Remini
      • Victor Williams
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    Kevin James
    Kevin James
    • Doug Heffernan
    Leah Remini
    Leah Remini
    • Carrie Heffernan
    Victor Williams
    Victor Williams
    • Deacon Palmer
    Patton Oswalt
    Patton Oswalt
    • Spence Olchin
    Gary Valentine
    Gary Valentine
    • Danny Heffernan
    Nicole Sullivan
    Nicole Sullivan
    • Holly Shumpert
    Jerry Stiller
    Jerry Stiller
    • Arthur Spooner
    Mookie Barker
    • Usher
    Torrey DeVitto
    Torrey DeVitto
    • Traci
    Andrea Savage
    Andrea Savage
    • Kate
    Alex Craig Mann
    Alex Craig Mann
    • Maitre D'
    Peggy Lane
    Peggy Lane
    • Waitress
    • (as Peggy Lane O'Rourke)
    Shira Scott Astrof
    • Trish
    • (as Shira Scott)
    Courtney Wieden
    • Helga
    • Director
      • Andrew D. Weyman
    • Writers
      • Michael J. Weithorn
      • David Litt
      • Rock Reuben
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    • Goofs
      The cologne bottle on the table at the restaurant appears and disappears between scenes.
    • Quotes

      Kate: Hmmmmm what happened to that great cologne you had on yesterday?

      Doug Heffernan: Oh decided not to wear it today. Went back to my old midnight steel.

      Kate: Oh yeah. My dad wears that.

      Deacon Palmer: You're not wearing the DiMali anymore?

      Doug Heffernan: Naw you know what? Carrie didn't like it.

      Deacon Palmer: Well if the scent's up for grabs I'll take it.

      Doug Heffernan: It's all yours man enjoy it.

      Danny Heffernan: Ho-hooooo boy. When I was married we had our own troubles but... .my wife never told me how to smell.

      Doug Heffernan: No she was too busy taking naps with the gardener.

      Danny Heffernan: Ok she wasn't taking naps with the gardener ok? She was taking naps with the landscaper. Gardener was a lookout.

      Deacon Palmer: Sorry Carrie banned the DiMali from you but hey your loss is my gain.

      Danny Heffernan: And he wasn't just a landscaper. He was a licensed contractor.

      Doug Heffernan: Whoa whoa whoa. Ok Carrie doesn't ban me from things ok? I decide.

      Deacon Palmer: Ok so one day you woke up and decided to throw out your PlayStation?

      Doug Heffernan: No that was Carrie but... ..she was right I was headed for some serious thumb trouble.

      Danny Heffernan: And what about the football pool, the go-kart and your... red cowboy boots?

      Doug Heffernan: Love those boots... .

      Deacon Palmer: And you loved your mustache.

      Doug Heffernan: Yeah. Oh my god little by little she's been... ..been taking over my world.

      Deacon Palmer: It's not really little by little it's more like big decisive chunks.

      Doug Heffernan: How long you guys been knowing this is going on?

      Deacon Palmer: I don't know it's been about what? 10 years this Friday?

      Doug Heffernan: Well I'll tell you something. Alright it ends here. Sorry man but I'm taking my scent back. And I'm going home right now... to take my life back. Right after I finish my wings.

    • Soundtracks
      I Love Your Smell
      (uncredited)

      Performed by Marilyn Rucker

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    • Release date
      • January 12, 2005 (United States)
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    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Sony Pictures Studios - 10202 W. Washington Blvd., Culver City, California, USA(Studio)
    • Production companies
      • Hanley Productions
      • CBS Productions
      • Sony Pictures Television
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      • 22m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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