Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Arthur Spooner: Carrie! They got to him! I'll kill you, you vicious thugs.
- Arthur Spooner: Ironic, isn't it? The only one Mr. Safety couldn't protect was himself.
- Carrie Heffernan: Dad, I take the subway to work.
- Arthur Spooner: Well, then, take him on the subway with you.
- Carrie Heffernan: He has no legs.
- Arthur Spooner: Pretend he's an amputee.