Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- [Arthur is playing chess by himself in the basement and hears Spence entering the kitchen]
- Arthur Spooner: Come down here and play with me, I'm tired of playing with myself.
- Spence Olchin: Pardon?
- Arthur Spooner: -Arthur, playing chess by himself, turns the chessboard- Oops, didn't see that coming
- Doug Heffernan: [Looking in the refrigerator] What happened to all the milk?
- Arthur Spooner: You should know, I've decided to start each day with a healthy smoothy.
- Doug Heffernan: But I wanted to eat cereal...
- Arthur Spooner: I probably won't use all this milk - use some of it.
- [Hands Doug the blender]
- Doug Heffernan: Ok, thanks.
- Arthur Spooner: You should know, I've already added the bean curd and the Dulcolax.