Kevin James credited as playing...
Doug Heffernan
- Doug Heffernan: Deac ?
- Deacon Palmer: What ?
- Doug Heffernan: Will you please come to me.
- Deacon Palmer: Wassup ?
- Doug Heffernan: I'm not sure but I think I may have shot myself.
- Deacon Palmer: Where ?
- Doug Heffernan: In a very very bad place.
- Deacon Palmer: Where ?
- Doug Heffernan: Right in the twins playpen.
- Carrie Heffernan: Uh, Doug? Dumpster!
- Doug Heffernan: I wanna look through this stuff. Look, here's a tape of mine - I wanna keep this!
- Carrie Heffernan: OK, this is an episode of Quincy...
- Doug Heffernan: Uh, correction - TWO episodes!
- Doug Heffernan: [On the phone] Arthur, this is Doug... Your son-in-law Douglas, yes... Doug is short for Douglas... Well, now you know!