Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur
- Arthur Spooner: I would like a parrot and name him Douglas.
- [Later]
- Arthur Spooner: I'd like to get another parrot that lives and call it Douglas the second. Actually, perhaps I should wait until I get the rest of Douglas the first off the side of the garage.
- Dr. Taber: What do think I want to hear?
- Arthur Spooner: Oh, the usual:
- [Snidely]
- Arthur Spooner: "Doctor, I was an unhappy child, I wanted to kill my father and sleep with my mother..."
- [the doctor looks at him without speaking]
- Arthur Spooner: Damn, you're good!