Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Arthur Spooner: You know, these times have meant very much to me.
- Doug Heffernan: You know, Arthur, not many guys your age can outrun mall security.
- Arthur Spooner: Darling, can you give me the time, the day and the month?
- Carrie Heffernan: You couldn't come up with ONE of those on your own?
- Arthur Spooner: I'm just trying to set this watch - it keeps flashing all nines since I bought it...
- Carrie Heffernan: There's a clock, there's a calendar - knock yourself out!
- Arthur Spooner: [Looks at the calendar] Oh my GOD, according to this, Jesus is coming tomorrow!
- Carrie Heffernan: [Looks at the calendar] That's JESÚS, the furnace guy!