Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Arthur Spooner: Have you joined the teachers' union?
- Doug Heffernan: No...
- Arthur Spooner: WHAT? You call yourself a good union man and you're SCABBING? I'd slap you across the face if I didn't believe that you, in turn, would floor me!
- Doug Heffernan: Arthur, I'm just a substitute. I'm filling in for teachers who are out sick, I'm not taking anyone's job...
- Arthur Spooner: Whatever helps you sleep, YOU DOUCHE!