Kevin James credited as playing...
Doug Heffernan
- Carrie Heffernan: Wait! Whoa. What are you doing? No!
- Doug Heffernan: Gonna reheat pizza.
- Carrie Heffernan: The broccoli is cooking in there.
- Doug Heffernan: So? Can't I grab a ride for 30 seconds?
- Carrie Heffernan: No! Then the broccoli's gonna taste like pepperoni!
- Doug Heffernan: And a parade will be thrown in your honor!
- Doug Heffernan: I can't believe it - you're cooking a whole meal and there are no smoke alarms going off, no dogs howling in the alley...
- Carrie Heffernan: I KNOW! I'm cooking a WHOLE Thanksgiving meal for 10 people - that beats my previous record by... 10!