Kevin James credited as playing...
Doug Heffernan
- Carrie Heffernan: So, everyone said no?
- [Doug nods]
- Carrie Heffernan: Even your cousin Danny?
- Doug Heffernan: I didn't ask him.
- Carrie Heffernan: Why NOT? He Idolizes you, he'd do Anything for you!
- Doug Heffernan: That's the problem! All my life he's been trying to be my best friend. He's like one of those little fish that gloms on to the bigger fish - whaddya call those?
- Carrie Heffernan: Planton?
- Doug Heffernan: No...
- Carrie Heffernan: Barnacle?
- Doug Heffernan: No... What else you got?
- Carrie Heffernan: Just call him!