Mike Judge credited as playing...
Hank Hill • Boomhauer
- Hank Hill: So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?
- Gilbert Dauterive: Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.
- Hank Hill: You sort of snuck up on me there.
- Gilbert Dauterive: I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
- Gilbert Dauterive: Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go.
- Hank Hill: What's that supposed to mean?
- Gilbert Dauterive: Let Dandy Don Meredith take the throw.
- Gilbert Dauterive: Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy.
- Hank Hill: Yeah, yeah! He caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl XII.
- Gilbert Dauterive: He was a beautiful man. I knew him... briefly.