Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Carrie Heffernan: Hey, Dad, you're home early tonight...
- Arthur Spooner: Tough night at the Seniors' Center - I had to flip the checkerboard in rage earlier tonight than usual.
- Arthur Spooner: Listen, Douglas: if this thing with your mother goes the way I THINK it's going, I will never try to replace your father... but I DO expect to be obeyed.
- Doug Heffernan: Listen, old man, if you ever come near my mother again, I will break you in half!
- Arthur Spooner: Son, this belt doesn't just hold up my pants!