Leah Remini credited as playing...
Carrie Heffernan
- Doug Heffernan: Give me something to punch!
- Carrie Heffernan: What's the matter?
- Doug Heffernan: Give me something to punch, NOW!
- [She hands him a bag of snacks]
- Doug Heffernan: Not a FRIEND!
- Doug Heffernan: Carrie! You've gotta go down there and talk to your dad!
- Carrie Heffernan: I'll talk to him later.
- Doug Heffernan: No, it's gotta be now! I have to go to work, and he's out of control with this bathroom thing! It took me 20 minutes to explain to him why he couldn't have a view...
- Carrie Heffernan: I just don't feel that good...
- Doug Heffernan: Do you think it was that crab taco from the drive-in?
- Carrie Heffernan: No, YOU had that!
- Doug Heffernan: You had a bite...
- Carrie Heffernan: No, you wouldn't GIVE me one!
- Doug Heffernan: They're not that big...
- Carrie Heffernan: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
- Carrie Heffernan: Dad, this is a BIG DEAL! Swear on Mom's grave that you won't tell him.
- Arthur Spooner: Pick another grave - how about Aunt Lottie?