Jerry Stiller credited as playing...
Arthur Spooner
- Doug Heffernan: He's near our wires - WHY is he near our WIRES?
- Carrie Heffernan: Uh, Dad, what are you doing?
- Arthur Spooner: Pitching in! With the baby coming, it's too expensive to keep the contractor on, so why not finish the job myself?
- Carrie Heffernan: Uh, maybe because you know absolutely nothing about construction...
- Arthur Spooner: For your information, DARLING, I spent several months as a riveter on the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! I would also entertain the workers with a lively jig during breaks.
- Doug Heffernan: Now we know that we really want to have a baby, so we're gonna try this again.
- Arthur Spooner: That's the spirit - don't let the bastards get you down!
- Doug Heffernan: [Hesitates] I'm not sure which bastards you mean, but thanks for the thought.