David Hasselhoff credited as playing...
Michael Knight
- Michael Knight: Michael, I can no longer sanction your wild goose chases.
- Devon Miles: Devon, someone tried to kill me last night.
- Devon Miles: I have an alibi.
- Bonnie Barstow: What's wrong with you?
- K.I.T.T.: It's my alpha circuit, Bonnie.
- Bonnie Barstow: Your alpha circuit? Kitt, the only way you could damage that is to do something stupid like... towing another car. Right?
- K.I.T.T.: Bonnie? No comment.
- Michael Knight: You're one in a million, pal.
- K.I.T.T.: I know.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I'm afraid I have some alarming news.
- Michael Knight: I'm sitting down.
- K.I.T.T.: I've checked my circuits, and due to that towing incident, my Alpha circuit is non functioning.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I'm real sorry, K.I.T.T., but think we can manage for a while without it.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, what if it were your Alpha circuit?
- Michael Knight: Ok, ok, you're still under warranty. Call the home office.
- Michael Knight: [having just lost a computer game] Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway.
- K.I.T.T.: Ahum.
- Michael Knight: Oh, present company excluded, of course.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I detect a certain tone in your voice.
- Michael Knight: Oh, what tone is that?
- K.I.T.T.: The one were you're convinced you've come up with a brilliant idea, the next thing know, you're doing something foolhardy and in my surveillance mode.
- Michael Knight: K.I.T.T.?
- K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael?
- Michael Knight: Go into your surveillance mode.
- Lt. Hugh Rainey: What exactly were you doing, Mr. Knight?
- Michael Knight: [posing as a hotdog vendor] Just trying to make a buck, Major, is that a crime?
- Lt. Hugh Rainey: No. Then you could explain the cards in your wallet?
- Michael Knight: What cards?
- Lt. Hugh Rainey: Michael Knight: speedy repairman. Michael Knight: quick carpet cleaner. M. Knight Enterprises: Swedish massage while you wait.
- Michael Knight: Major, times are rough. I gotta take odd jobs to make ends meet. I was very lucky that uncle Sanch gave me this job.
- Michael Knight: Hey K.I.T.T., how about a little music, huh?
- K.I.T.T.: Sorry, the Alpha circuit took out the radio too.
- Michael Knight: You're never gonna forgive me for that are you?
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, forgiveness implies an emotional state that has no application in my case. However, I doubt that I shall ever forget it.
- Michael Knight: [driving over a army testing range] Let's hit it!
- K.I.T.T.: [a mortar shell hits the ground in front of them and explodes] Michael, could you use another word besides 'hit'?
- Robin Ladd: [about Devon] How can he tell such outrageous lies?
- Michael Knight: With sincere expression.
- Michael Knight: [just rescued Robin from target] Why don't we give the general a little visit?
- Robin Ladd: [sees all the computer technology] Is this a car or a spaceship?
- Michael Knight: Little bit of both.