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Jackie Cooper and Michele Nichols in Last Rites for a Dead Priest (1974)

Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak

Last Rites for a Dead Priest

Kojak

Telly Savalas credited as playing...

Lt. Theo Kojak

Quotes4

  • Lt. Theo Kojak: You know Chubby, he's a dynamite talker. He could sell aluminium siding to a steel foundry.
  • Lt. Theo Kojak: Toot-toot, kinda cute.
  • Lt. Theo Kojak: [on phone] Is that a fact, Officer Berkowitz? Aha. Yeah, well, Officer Berkowitz, by all means, drop it by. No, no, no, no, I wanna sign for this little package myself. And what was that name again, Officer Berkowitz? Aha, got it. And, eh, thank you, Officer Berkowitz. Hm-hm.
  • [hangs up]
  • Lt. Theo Kojak: Who whould a - That was Officer Berkowitz.
  • Vince: Hey, let me put it to you, Lieutenant. Do I look like the kind of a man who would keep company with a priest, huh?
  • [snickers]
  • Sgt. Al Vine: You'll be keeping company with the chaplain up at Sing-Sing for the next 20 or 30 years if you don't open up.
  • Vince: On an armed robbery rap?
  • [laughs in his face]
  • Lt. Theo Kojak: [laughing as well] As an accessory to murder, coochy-coo.

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