Telly Savalas credited as playing...
Lt. Theo Kojak
- Lt. Theo Kojak: You know why you're here, Marty?
- Marty: Yeah. Sometimes I black out.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: You OD'd, baby!
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Yeah, mojo, morphine, Mephistopheles, pins and needles, eeh... cubes, Aunt Emma. There are a dozen street names for it.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Look, a stick-up man is a stick-up man. A robber is a robber and a hijacker is a hijacker. That's what they do: the rob, they steal and they hijack. They don't peddle morphine on the streets!
- Capt. Frank McNeil: Maybe they sold the whole load, split. Maybe the idea of sending in a chemist spooked them.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: And maybe they give away door prizes at the tombs.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: I see you got a new plant.
- Det. Stavros: Yeah. Shirley's lonely.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Oh really? Eh, tell me, how could you tell?
- Det. Stavros: Well, her leaves are drooping down. And, eh, she's not her same gay, vibrant, effervescent, ebullent self.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Ebullent self, huh? Well, she might have, eh, heartburn. Did you ever think of that?
- Det. Stavros: That's why I got Sam.