Frank Thornton credited as playing...
Truly
- [first lines]
- Clegg: [reading the newspaper] C. Cooper.
- Truly: A. Jackson.
- Clegg: What about A. Jackson?
- Truly: Nothing. You led with C. Cooper, so I thought I'd play my A. Jackson.
- Clegg: Well I was reading the show report. It says here: "First prize, vegetable section, C. Cooper."
- Truly: I can't tell you how glad I am to learn that. I've been tossing and turning all night wondering who won first prize in the vegetable section.
- Clegg: I wonder if C is for Cyril.
- Truly: Cyril Cooper? Our Cyril Cooper? Old Coop?
- Clegg: Mmm. Well, it
- [chuckles]
- Clegg: it's possible.
- [last lines]
- Billy: Too much man for one woman! I bet if he had to retake a test he'd fail.
- Clegg: Well, what's he digging for? You don't think he's still using worms?
- Billy: Is that the secret? You come at them with a worm, they go to jelly.
- Clegg: Well, they did at school.
- Truly: You won't find that in Kama Sutra.
- Billy: That's Indian funny stuff. Old Coop's invented Yorkshire funny stuff.
- Truly: Heh, he didn't even recognize us. I expect after all he's been through his eyesight's not what it was.
- Clegg: Does he carry one with him? I mean, huh, where do you keep a worm between engagements?
- Billy: I can't see old Coop settling down
- Truly: He probably got married and that was it. Wallop. He woke up the next morning and found himself settled down.
- Billy: Could be. It's a great brake on excitement is wedlock.
- Clegg: I didn't need a brake. I never found the accelerator.
- Truly: Well, there must have been some period, even for *you*, when the hormones were stirring.
- Billy: Tha must have had some kind of springtime, however brief.
- Clegg: I fear spring was a little late that year.