Tom Owen credited as playing...
Tom
- [first lines]
- Billy: I realize it's not easy to tell, but is Smiler looking more miserable than usual?
- Tom: He's looking for love.
- Billy: Have you thought of getting married instead? With a face like that it's much more suitable.
- Smiler: I've been married. She left me.
- Tom: I expect she couldn't stand the excitement.
- Smiler: She shoulda said. I coulda lowered me sparkle a bit.
- Billy: Maybe it's nothing personal, Smiler. Maybe she thought tha were dead.
- Smiler: Live enough for the right person. I don't want anything flash.
- Billy: Well, that's just as well because I don't think tha's going to get anything flash.
- Tom: Have you any experience of flash?
- Smiler: I play the mouth organ.
- Tom: Only sadly.
- Smiler: I like sadly.
- Billy: Ai. Enough. If I want depressing it's available at 'ome, in all sizes. My lass and her sister keep a full range.