Jesse L. Martin credited as playing...
Detective Ed Green
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [while Rafael Celaya is moaning in the back of the police car] From what I've been told, at least I was a happy drunk.
- Detective Ed Green: From what I've been told, I wouldn't go that far.
- Detective Ed Green: You were cheating on your husband with Reynaldo, and Marcela was cheating on Reynaldo with somebody else. Am I getting this right?
- Patricia Botten: Happens all the time, at least around here.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: And all this time I've been living in the wrong housing complex.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [about to assist in an emergency childbirth] All right, uh, bring me some towels and boil some water.
- Detective Ed Green: Do doctors really do that?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: George Clooney does, and that's good enough for me.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: [referring to babies] She couldn't have one of her own, so she figured she'd take someone else's?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Worked for Tony B.
- Detective Ed Green: Who's that?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Took my bike when I was 12.
- Detective Ed Green: How do you suppose Rafael put in his eight hours at the office and had dinner with the missus at the same time?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: If I knew, maybe I could have held onto wife number two.
- Detective Ed Green: [cuffing Carla Perazzo after she has just deliberately run over her husband] Are you out of your skull?
- Carla Perazzo: Not anymore.
- Rafael Celaya: [referring to the victim] She was an evil woman, you know? She was married to Reynaldo and she was cheating on him.
- Detective Ed Green: With you!
- Rafael Celaya: She'd cheat on him. She'd cheat on me soon enough!
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: You guys are weird, Rafael, but it's hard to believe you're that weird.
- Carla Perazzo: [about her husband] He was like a god. Even back then. He was Zeus and I was Leda. God help me, I actually believed it.
- Detective Ed Green: I ain't no mythology buff, Mrs. Porazzo.
- Carla Perazzo: Zeus disguised himself as a swan, and then raped the mortal Leda.
- Detective Ed Green: You saying he raped you?
- Carla Perazzo: [shakes her head] You know, I looked up swans in the Britannica. Do you know they're among the most vicious birds in the world?
- Detective Ed Green: [answering his cellphone, about to go home after the dealing with three murders and one kidnapping in one day] We've got a jumper!
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I may join him.
- [cut to closing credits]