Jerry Orbach credited as playing...
Detective Lennie Briscoe
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I read an article on the Internet. Did you know a hundred million words get added to that damn thing every day?
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: [laughing] What?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: A hundred million.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: [reading] "The more I stab you the more I want you."
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Sounds like Gershwin.
- Lt. Anita Van Buren: Damn. My college's idea of sex in literature was Jane Eyre.
- Detective Rey Curtis: It's not just the colleges. It's everywhere. I won't let me kids near network television.
- Detective Rey Curtis: That school costs $30,000 a year.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: So she's smart, rich...
- Detective Rey Curtis: And dead. Makes me think about pulling my kids out and doing home education.