Barbara Billingsley credited as playing...
June Cleaver
- June Cleaver: Wally, your brother has been invited to the Mayfield Cotillion dances.
- [she shows him the invitation]
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Dances? Hey, can I be around here when you show him this?
- Ward Cleaver: What do you want to be around for?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, blue suits and white gloves - man, The Beaver's gonna go right through the ceiling... Boy, there sure is gonna be a lot of yellin' and screamin' around here.
- June Cleaver: He was invited, and of course he's going to go.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, OK, Mom, but on Saturday, Dad, you better be around to drag him.
- June Cleaver: Wally, why wouldn't he want to go? He'll get a chance to be dressed up and look his best, and learn some manners, and he'll meet some very charming little girls.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, gee, Mom, any one of those creepy things would kill the deal.
- June Cleaver: Wally, you're just being difficult. What do you think, Ward?
- Ward Cleaver: I think I better be prepared to drag him.
- Ward Cleaver: [Beaver has just come home after he and Larry ditched dancing school and rode a horse] June, Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly are home.
- Larry Mondello: [whispering to The Beaver] Is your father makin' a joke?
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, I think so.
- June Cleaver: Well, how was dancing school?
- Larry Mondello: Just fine, Mrs Cleaver. Wasn't dancing school just fine, Beaver?
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh yeah, dancing school was just fine.
- June Cleaver: Beaver, your suit - it's all wrinkled and mussed up.
- Larry Mondello: They played some pretty fast numbers, Mrs Cleaver.
- Ward Cleaver: [sensing that something is wrong] Boys, won't you sit down?
- June Cleaver: Beaver, look at you. You're covered with hair.
- Theodore Cleaver: Gee, Mom, maybe some of the girls were sheddin'.