Frank Bank credited as playing...
Clarence Rutherford
- Ward Cleaver: Well, Wally, don't your mother and I detect a slight difference in the way you're combing your hair?
- Wally Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I didn't think you'd notice.
- Clarence Rutherford: Mr Cleaver, Eddie Haskell and all the guys are combin' their hair like that.
- June Cleaver: Well, Clarence, I notice that you're not.
- Clarence Rutherford: I would comb my hair like Wally's, Mrs Cleaver, but I got a funny-shaped head.
- Ward Cleaver: [trying to be tactful] Oh, really, I hadn't noticed.
- Clarence Rutherford: Daddy says it's because when I was a baby, I slept on one side too much.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, it is kinda lopsided.
- June Cleaver: [quietly] Beaver!
- Ward Cleaver: Uh, you know, fellas, it's a funny thing, um, speaking of fads...
- Theodore Cleaver: We weren't speaking of fads. We were speakin' about Lumpy's lopsided head.
- Ward Cleaver: Yes. Ah, what I was about to say is, um, there are always a lot of fellows who follow every fad that comes along. But there are also always a few who, uh, well who have enough individuality to sort of go their own way. You know what I mean, Wally.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah. Just like squares.
- Ward Cleaver: Uh, eat your vegetables, boys.