Ken Osmond credited as playing...
Eddie Haskell
- Eddie Haskell: Hey fellas, let's go to the Globe again this week. They got a couple great pictures: "Monsters from Outer Space" and "The Thing that Creeps".
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Look, Eddie, we told'ya before. Mom doesn't want me takin' Beaver to those kind of pictures.
- Eddie Haskell: Whats-a matter with you guys? You won't ever catch me listenin' to my parents. I never do.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Yeah, Eddie. Well, maybe that's why you're such a miserable creep.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Yeah, Eddie, maybe that's why you're such a miserable creep.