Jonathan Gilbert credited as playing...
Willie Oleson
- Willie Oleson: Nobody's jealous of Nancy. Nobody wants to be in the pageant because nobody likes her!
- Harriet Oleson: Willie!
- Willie Oleson: It's true! She's mean and she's nasty, nastier than Nellie ever was. She knew Belinda was in the ice house when I closed the door. She wanted her to get sick so she could be the star of the pageant.
- Nancy Oleson: That's a lie!
- Willie Oleson: No, it's the truth!
- Harriet Oleson: Willie, how dare you make up a story like that. Go to your room right now!
- Willie Oleson: I didn't expect you to believe me. I'm only your son!
- Nancy Oleson: [to Willie] You ripped my homework paper!
- Willie Oleson: That's right, I did. And I'm gonna rip your lips off if you don't stop lying!
- Nancy Oleson: Mother! Mother!
- Nancy Oleson: [to Willie] How do I look?
- Willie Oleson: Like a 50-pound guppy.
- Nancy Oleson: I hate you, you know.
- Willie Oleson: Yeah, I know, but I don't care. I'm used to it. I had another sister once, too.
- Willie Oleson: [about Nancy] . It's like having Nellie as a sister all over again. Only *this* time, I can beat her up!