Jonathan Harris credited as playing...
Dr. Zachary Smith
- Disk: You wish information?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Yes. Yes, I do.
- Disk: Then ask your question.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I would like to know where to find the greatest treasure in the galaxy. Can you tell me?
- Disk: Many others have wanted this answer. They were men of greed. All paid a grievous price. All met with misfortune.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Never mind that! Where is the treasure?
- Disk: Before I answer - think! Will you settle for untold wealth over all things?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Yes, oh, yes. Tell me.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Now I've heard everything. This cannot be true. A criminal is sleeping in my bed, wearing my clothes. He'll probably murder us all!
- Penny Robinson: Oh, Dr. Smith, you always exaggerate so. Ohan isn't THAT kind of a criminal. He's... well I... guess you call him like sort of, um... an international galactic burglar.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, this is too much. I feel faint.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: And I've learned that all that glitters is not gold - and the same may be said for platinum.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, death, where's thy sting?
- Disk: Foolish, foolish man. You had everything necessary for happiness, and you gave it all up for what? A cold, unfeeling metal.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I know I deserve to be punished, but not Penny. The child is innocent. She shouldn't have to suffer because of my folly.
- Disk: You should have thought of that earlier.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I know, and now it's too late. What a miserable wretch I am.
- Disk: Perhaps you have learned a lesson, Dr. Smith?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, I have. I have.
- Disk: Then, for once, I will make an exception. I will spare you.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I don't care about myself. It's only Penny I want saved. Where are you? Where are you? Don't leave. You've got to make Penny normal again! Oh.
- Penny Robinson: I'm fine, Dr. Smith.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Why should I mind sharing my meager belongings with every hobo that wanders by? I have plenty of everything!
- Ohan: You do not understand. I'm a professional thief. In my world that's a time-honored profession. My father and his father and his father before him were all thieves. The Ohan reputation is respected throughout the whole galaxy.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: [witheringly] Yes, I'm sure it is.
- Bolix: Who's the leader here!
- Maureen Robinson, Dr. Zachary Smith: I am.
- Maureen Robinson: Dr. Smith, PLEASE!
- Dr. Zachary Smith: REALLY, madam!
- Dr. Zachary Smith: We are always happy to see a representative of the law.
- Bolix: Then you are an exception to the rule, Dr. Smith. Guilty or not guilty, people are quite uncomfortable in the presence of, uh... what you on Earth call a "flatfoot".
- Maureen Robinson: We call them "policemen", and as a rule they're extremely kind and courteous.
- Bolix: Well, I seem to get better results using my own methods.