Bill Mumy credited as playing...
Will Robinson
- Will Robinson: What's wrong with you, Robot? You said there was drinking water here.
- The Robot: The adjective "drinking" was not included in my programming.
- Will Robinson: Well, it is now. We need water we can drink.
- The Robot: Revision of original programming duly noted: We will now search for "drinking water."
- Will Robinson: [trapped in a pit] There's a passageway along here. Will that get us out?
- The Robot: Insufficient data. Suggest trial and error.
- Will Robinson: Okay, but we sure have been giving those errors a workout.
- The Robot: Danger! Danger!
- Will Robinson: Looks safe enough to me.
- The Robot: Danger ahead! Proceed with caution!
- Will Robinson: Boy, do YOU need an overhaul.
- Will Robinson: Well, what do I do now?
- The Robot: Kiss the girl.
- Will Robinson: KISS her?
- The Robot: It is the only way to wake her up.
- Will Robinson: Then let her sleep.
- The Robot: Stop. It is necessary to KISS the girl.
- Will Robinson: All right. Then YOU do it.
- The Robot: It is neessary that YOU do it.
- Will Robinson: How do you know what's necessary for ME to do?
- The Robot: Dr. Smith has progrmmed into my memory banks the plots of every story in literature. This is one of them.
- Will Robinson: What one?
- The Robot: Sleeping Beauty.
- Will Robinson: She doesn't look like any beauty to me, but she sure is sleeping.
- The Robot: That is why you must kiss her to wake her up.
- Will Robinson: Do I HAVE to?
- The Robot: Affirmative.
- Will Robinson: Now I know why Don gets so mad at Dr. Smith.
- The Robot: Kiss the girl!
- Will Robinson: All right! All right! Gimme a chance, will ya!
- [Will hesitates]
- The Robot: KISS the girl.
- Will Robinson: Marry that girl? I can't do it!
- Major Domo: You WILL do it!
- Will Robinson: I can't get married. I'm just a kid!
- Major Domo: You were old enough to fight your way to her side!
- Will Robinson: I didn't fight anybody. I can't get married. I couldn't even SUPPORT a wife! I haven't got a job.