Jamie Farr credited as playing...
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Anybody can open with a pair of tens, but only if you're wearing civilian boxer shorts.
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: Oh don't be ridiculous. You can't set a rule like that.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: No, it's dealer's choice.
- Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger: Will you accept a civilian panty girdle?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Tens and boxer shorts!
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: That is the most absurd rule I've ever heard.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Can anybody open?
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: I'll open for 25 cents.