Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: We couldn't help but notice that you came for the poker game and stayed two weeks.
- Maj. Sidney Freedman: Well, I just wanted a little vacation.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Sydney, Biarritz is a vacation. The Swiss Alps is a vacation. This is a fungus convention in Atlantic City.
- Maj. Frank Burns: [sits up on his bed after overhearing a conversation] Well, well...
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Oh, god, I thought that lump under his covers was dirty laundry.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: It is.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: See you at the game next week?
- Maj. Sidney Freedman: Yes. I'll be here with $20 in my pants and 3 aces up my sleeve.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: Show a little imagination. Don't make 'em all spades.