Gary Burghoff credited as playing...
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Ma'am?
- Major Margaret Houlihan: Now what?
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Is it OK if I use the officer's latrine?
- Major Margaret Houlihan: Of course.
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: [smiling] Oh boy, National Geographic!
- [Radar reveals he wants to go back to being an NCO]
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: How far do you want to get busted?
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: No lower than Corporal - I need to keep up my mom's electrolysis payments!
- Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger: You call the old man, Sherm?
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Oh, sure, officers always call each other by their first name.
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: [Potter comes back out of his office] What'd you call me?
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Colonel, sir, Colonel.