Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: But corporal to 2nd lieutenant? There's gotta be an answer. A reward for heroism. Something, like throwing himself on a live grenade.
- B.J.: I saw him throw himself on a case of rotten Spam.
- Hawkeye: Ate the whole thing.
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: Bugling? My horse can bugle better than him.
- B.J.: Maybe you horse is up for promotion too.
- Hawkeye: From gelding to stud.
- Hawkeye: That'd be unusual.