Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: You guys mind if I have a drink?
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: No. Go ahead.
- Captain B.J. Hunnicut: I thought your liver was still a virgin.
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: Don't be silly, I'm a man.
- [takes a sip and gasps]
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: And you thought we enjoyed this stuff.
- Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly: I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better.
- Captain B.J. Hunnicut: No, it's supposed to make you feel nothing.
- Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce: Isn't this exciting, Major? People fighting, punching each other out?
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: Of course it isn't. I think it's barbaric.
- Captain B.J. Hunnicut: And you wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: Right.