Gary Burghoff credited as playing...
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
- [Hawkeye is playing hopscotch while sleepwalking]
- Radar: Did you lose something, sir?
- Hawkeye: Hi, Stinky.
- Radar: [Radar looks around] Sir, that's the sort of name that kind of sticks with a fellow. I'd appreciate it if you'd just call me by my given nickname.
- Hawkeye: What's cookin', Dexter?
- Radar: If those are my only choices, I guess I'll take Stinky, it's got a little more pizzazz.
- Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: [after they put Hawkeye to bed] Come on, Stinky.
- Radar: [Angry] I knew it. I knew it.