Loretta Swit credited as playing...
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
- Klinger: I'll escort you to your tent.
- Margaret: Over my dead body.
- Klinger: That's possible, Major. Some North Korean prisoners have been released in the area. An attractive person like yourself might be in danger. Of course, the same is true for me.
- Margaret: I can take care of myself, Cinderella.
- Klinger: I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors.