Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: [referring to a watch from a North Korean prisoner] The symbol at the top is a 12. The one at the bottom is a 6.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Hey, they stole that from us.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt: We stole waffles from them.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Suppose there was a doctor who wanted to join this outfit.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Oh, heck. That's easy. All he'd have to do is, uh, get in touch with I Corps and request a transfer.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt: Problem. This doctor's from the other side.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: Other side of what?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Other side of the war.
- Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly: You mean he's from Supply?