Larry Hama credited as playing...
North Korean
- Maj. Frank Burns: Why don't I start out with a couple of jokes? Then go into a personal autobiography of myself. I'll tell them about the boy scouts, how I rode a two-wheeler at 13, and how I worked my way through med school by selling burial plots door-to-door. I wish I had time to get a haircut. Well, they'll understand. After all, it's war. Did I mention that I taught my rabbit how to smile? Why did we stop?
- North Korean: Get out.
- Maj. Frank Burns: Why? Is something wrong with the jeep? Oh, don't tell me we're out of gas.
- North Korean: We are past the check point and we don't need you any more.
- North Korean: Besides, you are driving us crazy. We don't need a hostage that badly. Get out.
- Maj. Frank Burns: What do you mean?
- North Korean: You simpleton. We are North Koreans.
- Maj. Frank Burns: Honest Injun? Don't hurt me! I'll tell you anything you want to know.
- North Korean: Get out of the jeep.
- Maj. Frank Burns: You're not going to torture me or anything?
- North Korean: Some other time.
- North Korean: Go back to your camp. It's the best thing you could do for our side.