Angela Lansbury credited as playing...
Jessica Fletcher
- Magnum: Well, uh... good luck on your next novel.
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh, and good luck on your next investigatiion.
- Jessica Fletcher: Yes. And you ladies probably shouldn't go out until Mr. Magnum has, uh, solved the case.
- Magnum: I'm not on the case.
- Pamela Bates: Oh, yes, you are. If Jessica needs help, then you're hired for muscle, mop-up, whatever.
- Magnum: Muscle? MOP-UP?
- Higgins: Magnum...
- Magnum: No! Higgins, that's it! I have had it! NO MORE ABUSE! Now, I have tried to put up with it because I thought there might be a real problem here! But if there is, nobody wants to talk about it! Amy won't talk! Joan has absolutely nothing to say! And you, Miss Bates, have never even offered a reason why somebody would want to kill you! AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BEEN SHOT AT!
- Higgins: Magnum, sit down and be calm.
- Magnum: Higgins, stop treating me like a child! I'M AN ADULT! NO MORE ABUSE!
- [knocks a champagne bottle over]