Frank McGrath credited as playing...
Charlie Wooster
- Bill Hawks: What do you know about preachers? I bet you never even read the Bible.
- Charlie Wooster: I have so. Most of it anyway.
- Bill Hawks: You wouldn't know it the way you act sometimes.
- Bill Hawks: You know, Charlie, if it works on Varney, there still might be a chance for you.
- Charlie Wooster: Don't you worry about my soul. It don't need no saving.
- Bill Hawks: Suppose you're gonna tell me it's lily-white, huh?
- Charlie Wooster: Well, it might be a little grey around the edges, but it's not black like yours.
- Major Seth Adams: Listen, you two. I think you've got something more important to worry about and talk about than how black your goldarn souls are. I want to take turns and stand watch on that Bigelow wagon. See that nothing happens over there. As far as your souls are concerned, I don't know myself which is the blackest.